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Monday, February 16, 2015

Uh-oh! Presidential Advisor regrets not disclosing UFO files!



Presidential advisor John Podesta has said his biggest regret in 2014 was not disclosing the the truth about the existence of UFOs.

Ana Darcy says "Whew! That was a close one!"

The government knows that Ana is the first alien to have landed on Earth. So do many others, especially her readers. The government could probably locate her if they really tried. Readers will have to be content with knowing the general area where she lives. (Several have expressed a desire to have lunch with her. That is not impossible, but neither is it likely.)

For now, Ana remains happily ensconced with her family. Mr. Podesta, it seems, is about to be sucked into another big round of politics, which is bound to be far weirder than an extraterrestrial woman.






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